Kris: Or I could just shoot them in the face I guess. 
Drew: What happened to Kris since we last played? 

Han: I'm really really sorry. Our gunner's really touched.

Mike: Do we get anything for this? 
Rich [GM]: Are you asking?
Drew: [dissolves into laughter] 
Kris: We're rich; we never even thought to ask! 
Mike: And here I am just trying to buy a blaster, you rich bastards.

Mike: I just drank your drink. 
[5 minutes later] 
Mike: GODDAMMIT MOVE YOUR DRINK!! 

Zeon: Do trandoshans get blue balls? 
Han: You're the right height; you could just look.